54 years to go....

I just took the Death Test

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 15, 2058
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


-15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
-Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
-The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
-10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
-4% have had team sex.
-8% work in the porn business.
-And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 15, 2058, as you slip silently into the night.

So that's it then...I'll head off the day before Phoenix's 77th birthday. And I wanted to make it to the year 2066 too, if only to see the celebrations of 1000 years since the Norman Conquest.

Oh well, at least I'm more likely to be abducted by aliens than murdered.