Well I tried doing that budget....

...and I've given up.

I can make one based on my income. I can make one based on mine and Phoenixs income. But I can't make one of half the bills based on my income because the numbers stop making sense.

I threw several things across the room, used up about 500 bits of paper and got myslef so wound up I was nearly sick. So I stopped.

I shall try again tomorrow when Phoenix is here to help me make the numbers behave.

Oh, and Mabs a total darling!